The Wet Ballpits & the Boob Rooms

by The Author

Weirdcore 

It was a toasty summer day, and there was a steady breeze as puffs of clouds passed overhead. I was at a weird waterpark with sisters Elle and Dakota Fanning.

The three of us were laying out in the sun on beige chaise lounges. I was in a turquoise Speedo, and the two sisters were in identical two-piece turquoise bathing suits. 

Dakota flipped over, facing me. "Lather us up," she said with a smile. 

Elle also flipped over, and the two sisters were laying on the stomachs, ready for me to pamper them. With my Speedo bulging, I was happy to oblige. I grabbed a body of sun tan lotion, and squeezed it with joyful vigor, as if I was having an orgasm. 

PPBBSSTT! PPBBSSTT! 

The lotion squirted out in perfect arches, landing on each of their bare backs. With slow and sensuous motions, I used my hands to spread the lotion. The warmth of their soft skin was a pleasure to touch, and each of the sisters smiling back at me, and I at them. 

I squirted more lotion onto them as necessary, massaging every inch of them. I ran my fingers up and down their legs, massaging and rubbing as I made my way up to their shoulders, arms, and neck. 

I also applied lotion to myself, rubbing my chest. I was extra squishable, with some padding, so I squeezed my man-boobs, rubbing them in a circular motion with lotion, and I side-eyed Dakota and Elle as I did so.

~~~~~~~~

After laying in the sun for a while and allowing the lotion to dry, we decided to go get wet together. The water park was busy, so there as a bit of a wait for many of the slides. I had a GoPro with me, which I wore on my forehead, so I could record POV videos of the slides.

We went to the largest of the slides, which was a raft slide. When it was our turn to go, I sat at the back, with Dakota in front of me, and Elle in front of her. We shoved off, and the slide was enclosed. As we turned and twisted, getting drenched, we came to a branch in the slide. Here, we had to make a quick decision as to which way to guide the raft. We tried to go right, but ended up going left. We went through some sort of misty shroud that glowed with neon colors, and now we were in a seemingly different tube slide. 

Suddenly, we splashed down into a pool filled with plastic balls floating on the surface. We looked around in awe, realizing that we had ended up in an even stranger water park, in another dimension. 

~~~~~~~~

The strange waterpark was silent and peaceful, and there was no one else around. Appearing to go on forever, it seemed we had the whole place to ourselves. It was time to play! 

Next to the pool of balls was a lazy river. Deciding to use our inflatable raft, we decided to let the current take us. As the three of us floated along, we saw many colorful and bizarre slides that ended in pools with plastic balls. We decided to call this place the "Wet Ballpits". 

"This is a good place to record some content for my OnlyFans," said Elle. 

"We could do that right now. I have my GoPro with me," I suggested. 

"You should do some feet fetish stuff," said Dakota, splashing her feet.

We came to an area that had densely packed ball pit pools with a variety of fountains in baby pools. Elle suddenly jumped out of the raft, staring at the scene. Dakota and I followed suit, holding the raft in position so it wouldn't float away.

Wet Ballpits

"This is a good spot! Let's record here," said Elle with a grin. 

We shoved the raft onto the edge of the lazy river, and we waded into the ball pit pools. As we did so, we heard a metallic jingling sound come from the plastic balls. Upon closer inspection, we found that you could twist the plastic balls open, and many of them contained one silver and one gold coin each. 

"My money troubles are over!" exclaimed Elle with glee. 

"You could use this to fund your Irish fairy watcher program," I said to Dakota. 

The two sisters laid down in the pool with a sigh of relief. The ball pit pools were only around two or so feet deep, so relaxing here felt therapeutic and playful at once. 

With Elle and Dakota on either side of me, I had my arms around each, and it was lovely holding both of them. The balls were floating near our faces, and then I got an idea. 

"Let's shoot an OnlyFans video," I said.

~~~~~~~~

With my GoPro, I was recording a video of Elle and Dakota playfully splashing their feet in the pool. I got some close-ups of their feet as they used them to grab balls, using their toes to grip them. Feeling my Speedo bulge growing bigger, I recorded as the sisters laughed and giggled as they both used their feet to play with the wet balls. 

Elle and Dakota then grabbed some balls and pressed them up against their faces, moaning while trying to keep a straight face. 

"Y'all like wet balls in your face, huh?" I said trying not to laugh as I continued recording. 

"We want all the balls we can get!" the two sisters said in unison. 

Elle licked a purple ball as she side-eyed me. My bulge grew bigger. Dakota held another purple ball above her as she also side-eyed me, allowing water to drip into her mouth. My bulge continued to grow. 

"We love being moist, balls and all," they said together with playful grins. 

Dear lord. OnlyFans cinema gold, right there. 

Some of the surrounding baby pool fountains were geysers, so I got some candid footage of them using the fountains to pretend to be having an orgasm and squirting. The scene was playful and ridiculous, all of us laughing our asses off. 

~~~~~~~~

We loaded up the raft with some serious coinage that we collected from the plastic balls, and we continued floating down the river. 

It wasn't long before the river led us into a blue tunnel. After winding through strange curves, we began to notice strange and peculiar protrusions on the walls. Eventually, the river became too shallow to continue in the raft, so we got out. The water was now only about a foot deep, so we explored the tunnels, which branched off into somewhat cavernous rooms, seemingly made from a blue squishy substance. On the walls of the strange rooms, almost as if growing from them, were large boobs. 

Boobrooms

"Are they real?" asked Elle as she reached out to grab one. 

PPSSSHHH!! As Elle squeezed the boob, it squirted a milky fluid onto her face. Unbothered, she licked the fluid, seemingly impressed by it's taste. "It's almond milk! It's so good." 

There were other pairs of boobs in the blue room, so Dakota and I each went up to a pair. All three of us were now staring at pairs of juicy jugs, fondling the boobs, feeling them up. When we squeezed them, we all got squirted in the face.

We had all become thirsty, so we started drinking almond milk from the boob rooms, gaining nourishment and rehydrating ourselves. 

GULP! GULP! GULP!

As we chugged away on the jugs, we side-eyed each other. So delicious and refreshing. 

"Ahh... that hit the spot," I said. 

"How do we get out of here?" asked Dakota, wiping almond milk from her face. 

"Let's backtrack," I said. 

We went back out of the boob rooms, returning to our raft. We waded into the lazy river, going against the flow. Perhaps we had missed an exit or something. It was time to return to the "other" waterpark, the one we came from. 

Sure enough, there was a smaller lazy river that branched off of the main one, and it had been easy to miss. We guided the raft full of coins into the offshoot, hopped back in, and let the current take us. 

Holding the two sisters in my arms, I felt rich. They were so playful and a real joy to love, and I felt at home with them. Like the lazy river, living and loving them was easy and relaxing, as it should be. Who knew where the stream would take us next.