Wandering aimlessly through many cities and through the countrysides, I saw fairs, carnivals, circuses, and various amusement rides and roller coasters scattered everywhere. Everyone I saw was dressed as either a clown or some other performer in avant garde attire.
Some of the attractions were on fire, with people running around in circles, in a state of chaos and confusion. It was as if the apocolypse was happening, but in the form of a distraught worldwide circus.
Avoiding the chaos as much as possible, I journeyed along paths and roads that were sparsely populated. At some point, two pairs of sisters joined me, dressed in casual summer attire. One pair was Kat and Bekah, and the other pair were Elle and Dakota Fanning. I could hear them bickering amongst themselves about which of them was better at being wet.
We came to a small village in some exotic country. The roads were no more than alleyways, crowded with clowns and carnival games. We found some dunk tanks that were filled with sparkling mineral water. The girls wanted to compete to see who could "get the wettest". A clown gave us each our own little squirt guns, which were like little toy pistols you'd find at a dollar store.
Elle and Bekah got into separate tanks, and Kat and Dakota started squirting at their sisters' targets. They squirted as hard as they could, and they both had seriously intense looks on their faces as they squirted away.
*PLOP! PLOP! FIZZ! FIZZ!* Both Bekah and Elle plopped down into their tanks at the same time, and it was like they were Alka-Seltzers being dropped into a glass of water. They both "fizzed" in the sparkling water, causing the tanks to overflow with foam.
The sisters swapped places, and now it was time for Kat and Dakota to be dunked. The same thing happened, and now all four women were soaked.
Me being the only one dry, we all broke out into a water pistol fight, squirting each other as much as possible. We all got so much pleasure from all the squirting!
Then... WHOOSH!! A brunette water fairy swooped in out of nowhere and snatched our water pistols out of our hands in one fell motion. She told us that the Clown Police were watching and decided that what we were doing was deemed "inappropriate" and that our squirt pistols were being confiscated.
Pouting and sulking, we left the small-minded village and found an exotic beach nearby. We had the beach all to ourselves, which made me feel peaceful. We laid down together and laid there for what felt like days.
Then, Kat and Bekah started burying me in sand, and they did so in the same way that a cat kicks sand around in a litterbox after relieving itself.
As the sand was piling on top of me, Elle and Dakota shaped the sand into a tall pyramid over my crotch area. Their patting of the sand over my crotch area made me get... excited... which caused the pyramid to collapse. Frustrated that I destroyed their masterpiece, they told me to CALM DOWN so they could work.
Kat and Bekah piled more sand on me, and the Fanning sisters used it to sculpt a circular tower over my crotch. Trying to stay as calm as possible as they made stroking motions to sculpt the shape. After a while, they got it to be as tall as they were.
Because of their stroking, I couldn't control myself any longer, so I got excited again. My "excitement" caused the tower of sand to collapse again and it fall on me, burying my head.
Then I woke up. THE END.