Flying high in the air minding my own business, I could see I was over a hilly region, possibly somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains. There were rivers and streams flowing, and I looked and saw an abandoned factory that looked like a fusion of ancient Greek ruins fused with a turn of the century factory. It was built on the slope of a mountain, and there was a stream running through the middle of the ruined factory.
Out of nowhere, an unseen entity that was dark and formless appeared and attacked me, causing me to fall to the earth. I crashed into a pile of rubble next to the factory, but I was somehow unharmed. I got up as if nothing had happened, and began exploring the derelict factory.
As I explored inside the factory, I found that the stream was running uphill, defying the laws of gravity. The unseen entity appeared suddenly again, pushing me into the stream, which swiftly carried me uphill.
I found that the stream was carrying me toward some dangerous rusty machinery at the upper end of the factory. Just then, my lover Kat appeared next to the stream wearing a black and pink bathing suit, looking sexy as hell. She ran ahead and jumped into the stream in an attempt to rescue me. However, when she jumped in, she became a pink cat wearing a black bikini. She looked angry, because she was now a WAP who couldn't help me.
We were both carried to the dangerous equipment, but we slipped through the rusty entanglements unharmed. The stream carried us outside the factory, further uphill. The stream leveled out at the top of the hill, but then began flowing faster down the other side.
When we came to the bottom of the hill, the stream levelled out in a valley. Kat's sister Rebekah appeared next to the stream, also in a black and pink bathing suit. She dove in to save us, but she also became a cat. So now there were two identical angry WAPs in the stream.
Eventually, the stream fed into a wide river that was hundreds of feet across. It grew increasingly turbulent, full of wild rapids. We came to the base of another mountain where the river ended abruptly at the base of a cliff, which was full of confusing cascades. Half the cliff had a waterfall cascading downward, while the other half had a gravity-defying cascade flowing upward and evaporating into clouds.
We managed to swim our way through the confusing current to the shore near the base of the mountain, and once we got out of the water, the sisters returned to their human form. I embraced them both at once. Kat asked Rebekah what took her so long, and she said she was busy arranging flowers in her flower shop. The sisters started bickering about which type of flower was most perfect.
As they were arguing, Evanna Lynch showed up, breaking up the cat fight. She told us that our water fairy was imprisoned in Tyrannyville for being "inappropriate", and that she was dying from starvation and dehydration.
Evanna led us up the mountain, and when we got to the summit, we saw Tyrannyville in the valley below. The town was on fire, and there was civil unrest and the people were burning. Enraged with anger and wrath, I began my journey downhill into the chaotic valley below.
Then I woke up. THE END...?