Holy Firestorm

Apparently, some sort of "apocalypse" was going on, and I was wandering the streets of a vast metropolis with random buildings on fire. As I explored the chaos, I came to the realization that the burning buildings were churches or other religious structures. 

Some of the burning churches had throngs of people watching the places burn. Some had firemen, ambulances, and cops there, but they weren't doing anything about the situation at hand. 

As I came near the crowds, I could hear them talking about how it was "the end of an era". There seemed to be division amongst them, as some seemed in favor of it, while others were angry and vindictive against the inevitable change. 

Some people from the crowds spotted me, and they sneered at me and said that the ensuing chaos was my fault and that I wasn't wanted and that I shouldn't exist. I shrugged off their disapproval and moved on. 

I came to a large, recently abandoned church that was NOT on fire. The building was a combination of traditional 19th century gothic architecture and modern contemporary design. 

The doors were all broken down, and inside, I found Bibles, relics, and other debris scattered everywhere. There were a few others also exploring the place, and I overheard them talking about the collapse of religion and the devastating economic impact it had. 

Then... in the basement of the church, I found my soulmate locked in a steel cage with a rusted padlock. Apparently, she had been in there for years. With no key in sight, I peed on the lock, which came unlocked. 

The moment the cage door came loose, she burst out and pounced on me like a cat. In fiery passion, we ravaged each other right there. We tore the clothes from each others' bodies and kissed heatedly. I threw her onto the edge of a wooden table, she wrapped her legs around me, and I thrusted vigorously. HOLY FUCK. 

When we finished, we noticed the room had burst into flames. We threw our clothes back on, and she said that we needed to rescue her sister and her friend, who were imprisoned somewhere within the church. 

We found them in the next room over, locked in another cage. I peed on their padlock, liberating them from their confinement. Once freed, they said that they could hear us going at it, that we sounded like a couple of mating chipmunks, and that they wanted some of that hot action. 

The flames were spreading, so we all escaped the burning church. Outside, we got in a white Ford Taurus car, which belonged to the sisters' friend (who I didn't know). As we drove around, the three women explained that they had been arrested and were being punished by a religious false prophet and cult leader for being non-conforming to the rules and restrictions. 

We stopped at a large park that had a lake teeming with fish. We all stripped down to our underwear, and swam in the lake for hours. After a while, we laid down together on a small sandy beach. 

The three women were chatting amongst themselves about various shenanigans they had before being imprisoned. I zoned out, and wandered off. Feeling guilty, I committed grand theft auto and stole the white Taurus. 

I found a 7-11 convenience store that doubled as a bait and tackle shop. I wanted to go fishing at the lake, so I went inside to buy fishing gear. The other customers and shop owner treated me rudely, but I bought what I needed anyway. 

I went back to the lake, where I found the three women frantically looking for me. I found a dock to fish off of. As I waited to catch something, I side-eyed the three beautiful women, admiring their natural beauty on the beach. 

After a while, I caught a couple catfish and small sharks. After all the excitement for the day, we all grew hungry. There was a grill near the beach, so I butchered up the sharks, and seasoned and grilled them until they sizzled. The four of us feasted on the sharks together, and a new memory was made. 

Then I woke up. THE END.